The Nerf Wars
The following account is based on actual events. The Wood kids got Nerf guns for Christmas this year: Eight 6-inch Nerf guns, three bullets a piece. You may be wondering, “Aren’t you guys kind of old for that now?” Why yes. Yes we are; which is why this thing has escalated to alarming heights. Here is a record of our wars with one another. Day One: Christmas Morning As we gathered around the Christmas tree to unwrap presents we each found a little toy gun next to our stockings. With a pile of presents still waiting to be unwrapped the shooting began almost immediately. Dad called for a cease fire, only to get a bullet in the face. It was Mom. At last firing ceased and we enjoyed a peaceful day until the park. There we ran around and shot each other to our hearts’ content. We came to a truce when we saw small children looking for more play space and returned home. Day Two: Civilian Attack When a dear friend ...